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American Male PigsToday in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks theface of our land. An animal thatll remain at very little to obtain its nightlygoal. Some women tolerate unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along withan assortment of other(a) colorful names. Little do the women of this countryrealize that these animals pay back banned together to form a national coalition. I,along with well-nigh males above the age of consent, am a proud and very sprymember. Our covert organization is called American Male Pigs. Our slogan toall other males and future males, is                    "Get AMPed"Our purpose is to educate the present, and future male populations, sothat they might be better able to distinguish between the various eccentric persons offemales and notify all other members of their findings.     Everyone is unique. However, most w omen can be herded into 3 basicgroups. Those groups areThose who do,Those who dont,and those who do, that you wont do.The last group and by far the to the lowest degree important, are those who would doAnything with Anyone that you wont do. These women arent usually veryattractive. They are more much than not, sort of heavy. They are NOT desirable.These are the women, who after youve been drinking firmly all night, at 200A.M. still dont look good. You can figure them lined up at the exit to every bar,looking quite sad, lonely and pathetic at closing time, hoping and praying toget lucky. Unfortunately this salubrious flock is usually good in bed. Logic ofcourse would set up that they would have to be, or else they know they wouldNEVER get anything otherwise.The other type of third class women that arent usually identified untilits too late, are the " black-market ATTRACTION" type. Theyll do anything you ask,whenever you ask, but in return you unknowingly confound up your soul. These arewithout a doubt the most hazardous of women, and must be immediately identified.The second section is a strange melody indeed. Those who wont. Wontwhat, they wont do anything with anyone. We have all met these. Usually stuckup, with an air of conceit, grandiosity and overbearing BITCH all rolled up into oneHOT, tight-assed little package. These are not hard to find. Most seem to oozeout of the woodwork. The notwithstanding purpose we can find for these prudes is to PISSmales off. A lot of these women go out talk to you, some might actually date you.Beware of these datesYou misdirect your date dinner, maybe a show, then when it comes to a kiss